Care Bears x Metallica Mashup Shirt - Care 'Em All - Kill 'Em All - Retro Metal Rock Parody - 80s Nostalgia Tee - Cute Metallica T-shirt

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Way back in the 1980s when I was just a wee Xennial, I had an older brother who was a big Metallica guy. So big that a decade later when AOL chat rooms were a thing, my older brother would find Metallica themed chat rooms, and type out lyrics to random Metallica songs like a complete badass. But back in the ‘80s I was a big Care Bears guy. Sharing a room with my older brother I was also becoming a bit of a Metallica guy. I say “a bit” because I want to be fair to die-hard Metallica fans. I’m very familiar with a lot of older Metallica, like “know the lyrics to most songs” familiar, but anything past the Black Album may as well be the Care Bear Cousins to me because…who that? This Care Bears Shirt, this Metallica Kill ‘Em All Shirt is something I wanted to put together for me & my peers. Birthday Bear was my favorite Care Bear, but when you look at the iconic Kill ‘Em All puddle of blood and spy a heart, you might be thinking your favorite Care Bear is Tenderheart Bear. Or heck, it might just remind you of that cute little heart button on every Care Bear’s cute little bottom. I’ve also replaced the shadow of a hand drawing away from the hammer with a Care Bear paw. Otherwise at first glance this should look like the historic, iconic heavy metal album cover for Metallica’s classic 1983 album Kill ‘Em All. Just for the heck of it, here’s the track list for Kill ‘Em All: • Hit the Lights • The Four Horsemen • Motorbreath • (Anesthesia) - Pulling Teeth • Whiplash • Phantom Lord • No Remorse • Seek & Destroy • Metal Militia So if you’re looking for a cute Metallica shirt, or maybe the perfect Metallica shirt as a gift to a die-hard fan who could lighten up a little - or heck - maybe if you’re just like me, and you still have a soft spot for Care Bears, and would prefer a Care Bears shirt with a little more of a heavy metal vibe to it, I hope you’ll consider buying this design from me. Thanks!
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Way back in the 1980s when I was just a wee Xennial, I had an older brother who was a big Metallica guy. So big that a decade later when AOL chat rooms were a thing, my older brother would find Metallica themed chat rooms, and type out lyrics to random Metallica songs like a complete badass. But back in the ‘80s I was a big Care Bears guy. Sharing a room with my older brother I was also becoming a bit of a Metallica guy. I say “a bit” because I want to be fair to die-hard Metallica fans. I’m very familiar with a lot of older Metallica, like “know the lyrics to most songs” familiar, but anything past the Black Album may as well be the Care Bear Cousins to me because…who that? This Care Bears Shirt, this Metallica Kill ‘Em All Shirt is something I wanted to put together for me & my peers. Birthday Bear was my favorite Care Bear, but when you look at the iconic Kill ‘Em All puddle of blood and spy a heart, you might be thinking your favorite Care Bear is Tenderheart Bear. Or heck, it might just remind you of that cute little heart button on every Care Bear’s cute little bottom. I’ve also replaced the shadow of a hand drawing away from the hammer with a Care Bear paw. Otherwise at first glance this should look like the historic, iconic heavy metal album cover for Metallica’s classic 1983 album Kill ‘Em All. Just for the heck of it, here’s the track list for Kill ‘Em All: • Hit the Lights • The Four Horsemen • Motorbreath • (Anesthesia) - Pulling Teeth • Whiplash • Phantom Lord • No Remorse • Seek & Destroy • Metal Militia So if you’re looking for a cute Metallica shirt, or maybe the perfect Metallica shirt as a gift to a die-hard fan who could lighten up a little - or heck - maybe if you’re just like me, and you still have a soft spot for Care Bears, and would prefer a Care Bears shirt with a little more of a heavy metal vibe to it, I hope you’ll consider buying this design from me. Thanks!
Way back in the 1980s when I was just a wee Xennial, I had an older brother who was a big Metallica guy. So big that a decade later when AOL chat rooms were a thing, my older brother would find Metallica themed chat rooms, and type out lyrics to random Metallica songs like a complete badass. But back in the ‘80s I was a big Care Bears guy. Sharing a room with my older brother I was also becoming a bit of a Metallica guy. I say “a bit” because I want to be fair to die-hard Metallica fans. I’m very familiar with a lot of older Metallica, like “know the lyrics to most songs” familiar, but anything past the Black Album may as well be the Care Bear Cousins to me because…who that? This Care Bears Shirt, this Metallica Kill ‘Em All Shirt is something I wanted to put together for me & my peers. Birthday Bear was my favorite Care Bear, but when you look at the iconic Kill ‘Em All puddle of blood and spy a heart, you might be thinking your favorite Care Bear is Tenderheart Bear. Or heck, it might just remind you of that cute little heart button on every Care Bear’s cute little bottom. I’ve also replaced the shadow of a hand drawing away from the hammer with a Care Bear paw. Otherwise at first glance this should look like the historic, iconic heavy metal album cover for Metallica’s classic 1983 album Kill ‘Em All. Just for the heck of it, here’s the track list for Kill ‘Em All: • Hit the Lights • The Four Horsemen • Motorbreath • (Anesthesia) - Pulling Teeth • Whiplash • Phantom Lord • No Remorse • Seek & Destroy • Metal Militia So if you’re looking for a cute Metallica shirt, or maybe the perfect Metallica shirt as a gift to a die-hard fan who could lighten up a little - or heck - maybe if you’re just like me, and you still have a soft spot for Care Bears, and would prefer a Care Bears shirt with a little more of a heavy metal vibe to it, I hope you’ll consider buying this design from me. Thanks!